15. Writer. Humor.
I track blackyardigans
Bee movie network
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.
hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
*reads bad horoscope* *throws rock at stars* fuck u fake bitch
trying to pick out a wedgie in public
Siri find me some self confidence