oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 

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dijonwatson:

also when i was a kid the biggest thing that fucked me up was ok.. these ppl came to our school to do a puppet show and there was a scene where the puppets where being tossed into the air idk what the context was ok and these were like hand puppets and so they started throwing the puppets in the air… BUT THEN THE PUPPETS CONTINUED TALKING WHILE THEY WERE IN THE AIR… NOT ATTACHED TO ANY HANDS OR STRINGS………. I STILL DONT UDNERSTAND HOW…………………..

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

captcha knows whats up 

unclefather:

Tumblr will believe anything. One time i said i was going to be in step up 2. I wasn’t in it but none of you would know that because no one watched that movie. 

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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chickenyaoi:

i want to look like a different person who looks like me but looks better

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at the birth of my child

officialunitedstates:

hello m’baby

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tortillah:

teacher: maybe we should move the test?

me: image

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drejofvalenwood:

theroguefeminist:

batched:

I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour.

I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.

so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic

how exactly could you have come remotely close to that conclusion

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nayx:

legally required disclaimer at the beginning of every dora the explorer video game

ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

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