chipsahoyofficial:

*performs Olympic ribbon dancing with a fruit roll-up*

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

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joshpeck:

i do not appreciate that tone, mr. vice president

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shouldnt:

I honestly hate people who don’t leave voicemails liKE WHY DID YOU CALL ME

I DONT KNOW

NO ONE KNOWS

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osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

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deathgripsforcutie:

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

soon

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  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones
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infiinite3scape:

I think we all have that one person that we never truly get over, that we still think about right before bed every night, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to even though you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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