15. Writer. Humor.

Published playwright

I track blackyardigans

Bee movie network

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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sam-sella:

dad-facts:

"marijuana cigarettes!!! bad alcohol and stick n pokes!!! bones and being uncomfortable!!!! NEW JERSEY!!!!! BASEMENTS???? i hated high school" - a front bottoms song, probably

oh my god

abomasnow:

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

  1. me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  2. announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

owldude:

lacunamatata:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

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this is the single most intense video i’ve ever witnessed

childservices:

*reads bad horoscope* *throws rock at stars* fuck u fake bitch

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

If we’re mutuals describe yourself on anon and I’ll guess who it is
The sunset outside my hotel

The sunset outside my hotel